2014-12-21

Fellowship of the Ring Rankings

I was recently asked to rank the members of the Fellowship, so here goes:
  1. Frodo — crybaby; ultimately fails to destroy the Ring, which was his whole job
  2. Boromir — responsible for breaking the Fellowship
  3. Sam — suspiciously over-devoted to Frodo
  4. Merry — keeps it real
  5. Aragorn — pretty badass, for a human
  6. Gimli — badass
  7. Gandalf — is a motherfrackin' sorcerer
  8. Pippin — cheeky, plucky, can sing... everything a hobbit should be
  9. Legolas — sees really far; badass with ranged weapons; badass with melee weapons; all-around ultimate badass

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