- Frodo — crybaby; ultimately fails to destroy the Ring, which was his whole job
- Boromir — responsible for breaking the Fellowship
- Sam — suspiciously over-devoted to Frodo
- Merry — keeps it real
- Aragorn — pretty badass, for a human
- Gimli — badass
- Gandalf — is a motherfrackin' sorcerer
- Pippin — cheeky, plucky, can sing... everything a hobbit should be
- Legolas — sees really far; badass with ranged weapons; badass with melee weapons; all-around ultimate badass
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2014-12-21
Fellowship of the Ring Rankings
I was recently asked to rank the members of the Fellowship, so here goes:
2014-12-12
Roommate Sketch
SLAD
Hi. I'm your roommate, Slad.
YOU
Your shirt says "Slab."
SLAD
That's a typo... Anyway, I get top bunk, the left side of the fridge is mine, don't touch my stuff, and word of the wives -- better not touch my stuff. I'm going out for a jog. When I get back, you better not be here.
YOU
But I live here--
SLAD
Oh, and don't put anything up on the walls. I'm gonna get us a bunch of Ozzie swag for this place.
YOU
Cool, I like Ozzie.
SLAD
Yeah? You a big White Sox fan?
YOU
No... Ozzie Guillen?
Written by Yours Truly and Danny Jelinek, sometime in 2008 or 2009.
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