Horse Rankings

1. Diablo — Day and night he stands guard at Denver International Airport. All hail the demon horse!
2. Thunder — A purebred Arabian gelding who serves as the Denver Broncos' mascot.
3. Comet — Bruce Campbell's co-star on The Adventures of Brisco County Jr who basically carried the show.
4. Artax — That is, the horse from The NeverEnding Story.
5. War Horse — We'd all be speaking German right now if it weren't for this heroic animal.